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Issue 84 – Rogue overseas support agents

Coinbase’s substantial data breach coincides with a convenient terms of service update, while the GENIUS Act stablecoin bill regains momentum in the Senate

Collage of Senator Elizabeth Warren speaking into a bullhorn, and Senator Richard Blumenthal speaking into a microphone

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Issue 83 – Trump’s crypto-backed plan to auction off access to the White House

Trump’s crypto conflicts continue to multiply as Democratic legislators demand ethics inquiries and block industry-backed bills

A banner reading “Have Dinner with President Trump”, featuring an uncanny AI illustration of a much younger-looking Trump pointing at the viewer

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Issue 82 – E-moluments

As Celsius victims detail their devastation even under the weak crypto regulations of the past, the Trump administration continues to dismantle those same rules while he pumps his personal memecoin with promises of private access

Todd Blanche wearing a suit amid a throng of reporters

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Issue 81 – Crypto crime is legal

Trump continues to dismantle crypto enforcement while expanding his personal crypto empire

A photograph of the White House, photoshopped with a Bitcoin flag flying above it

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Issue 80 – Aimed at benefiting the digital assets industry

As the US government lays a very favorable groundwork for the crypto industry, Trump positions himself for maximum personal profit

“Mundus sine Caesaribus” in dark grey, all-caps, gothic font on a black background

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Issue 79 – Mundus sine Caesaribus

The crypto industry frees itself from the last remnants of SEC oversight, and Solana tries to appeal to its target demographic by bashing trans people

Donald Trump appears to prop up the price of bitcoin, which has declined until a recent partial recovery

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Issue 78 – President on brink of bailout for bitcoin

Trump tries to breathe life back into the crypto markets’ “Trump pump” while federal regulatory agencies wash their hands of any crypto industry oversight

Hayden Davis poses with Argentine President Javier Milei

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Issue 77 – Whenever presidents get involved, if they become angry, you don't want to be there

A major crypto scandal tarnishes the reputation of Solana bigwigs, crypto influencers, and Argentine President Javier Milei.

Representative GT Thompson speaks at a hearing on digital asset legislation

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Issue 76 – Tripartisan legislation

Crypto exchanges face legal troubles, and Trump’s crypto empire grows as regulations are slashed and enforcement is sidelined.

Trump poses with a signed executive order, which has been photoshopped to show the TRUMP memecoin branding and price chart

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Issue 75 – Absolutely preposterous

Trump horrifies even some of his crypto-steeped fans by launching a memecoin before his inauguration, and a flurry of activity from the new administration signals what’s in store for the crypto world in the next four years.

Puck political cartoon, “The bosses of the Senate”, depicting large industrialists looming over Senators

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Issue 74 – Stop asking me questions like “where does the yield come from”

Regulators and lawmakers eagerly prepare to abdicate any last traces of interest in the wellbeing of everyday Americans as they suck up to the powerful billionaires who will soon be publicly calling the shots.

A betting market on the spread of the Palisades fire, superimposed over a photo of a firefighter

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Issue 73 – Degen volunteer fire brigade

Terra founder Do Kwon is finally extradited, the CFPB proposes crypto consumer protections, and Polymarket reaches new lows.

A photo of Donald Trump sitting at the Oval Office desk, surrounded by five people each with crypto company logos as heads

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Issue 72 – A seat at the table

The SEC is still busy even though it may soon be undermined, crypto industry capture of government continues to worsen, and several media outlets botch their crypto reporting at a time it’s needed most.

Former Celsius CEO Alex Mashinsky on a stage, wearing a shirt reading “Banks are not your friends.”

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Issue 71 – (Crypto) banks are not your friends

Celsius’ Alex Mashinsky pleads guilty to fraud, some Tornado Cash sanctions are overturned, and tech billionaires complain about “debanking”.

A “Department of Government Efficiency” image featuring Donald Trump, Elon Musk, and the dogecoin mascot

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Issue 70 – The Cryptocurrency States of America

Crypto’s efforts to buy the 2024 elections paid off, and we’re in for a bumpy ride.

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Issue 69 – Nice

Coinbase threatens me that continuing to report on their activities would be “.... unwise”. Also, election spending hits a fever pitch, with several new crypto PACs coming out of the woodwork.